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The Shittery: A Lexicon of Modern Trumpspeak

May 13, 2019

(From Total Sh*t Donald Trump, available as a free ebook here) Donnie’s shit so permeates every aspect of our lives that he is turning America into a total shittery, a place so muddied by browns that even familiar shit can be unrecognizable. This Shittery will help you get your bearings in our Trump-centered world, providing […]

Orwell Predicts Trump Will ‘Rectify’ Midterm Results

November 2, 2018

Author Paul Orwell predicts that after losing the House in the midterm elections, Big Trump will—using the language of 1984—make a flurry of decrees to confuse opponents and implement his manifesto. “As we saw in 2016, when confronted with facts, Big Trump will simply deny them. Instead he will shirk his responsibilities, shift the blame, […]

‘Women, you have to treat ‘em like shit’: An exclusive excerpt from SAD! Donald ‘Biff’ Trump Is President

October 28, 2018

Sad! Donald ‘Biff’ Trump Is President is out now. Below is an exclusive excerpt. To order a copy of the book, click here. WOMEN: YOU HAVE TO TREAT ‘EM LIKE SHIT. Donald Trump, New York magazine (November 9, 1992) DONALD TRUMP, THE GRABBER-IN-CHIEF of this great nation, has shamed, slandered, and abused women, yet many […]

New Book Compares ‘Back to the Future’ Bully Biff Tannen to President Trump

October 18, 2018

Book and ebook to be released on Back to the Future Day, Sunday October 21st; “Was a time-travelling DeLorean used to win the 2016 presidential election?” From PRNewswire: A new book from Oceania Press will be released on Back To The Future Day—this Sunday October 21st—which ponders whether Donald Trump, or perhaps The Russian Government, […]

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About the Author

Paul Orwell is the pen name for a businessman who openly admits to benefiting from Republican tax cuts. He's also an immigrant, but the kind the current US President is just fine welcoming into the country.

Orwell has lived in London, New York, Moscow and Washington DC and yearns for an era where political conversation and bi-partisan compromise are possible.

He is eagerly looking forward to the Midterm elections and enjoys Tchaikovsky, the Kansas City Chiefs and California reds.

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