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Total Shi*t Donald Trump

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The latest book by Paul Orwell, author of SAD! Donald ‘Biff’ Trump Is President, will be released on Thursday, May 9, 2019. Total Sh*t Donald Trump is a satirical essay about America’s current president that uses “shit” as a metaphor to describe Trump: the doofus, the dotard, the dog.

It will help you satisfy the urge to purge and cope with the pall of that two-hundred-and-sixty-six-pound poser living in The White House whose fetid smell is wafted all day via mass media into your living room, your bedroom, and up your nostrils. It’s a cathartic read that’s as satisfying as a good shit—plus, it takes about the same amount of time.

Learn:

  • Hundreds of shit phrases of Trumspeak in a “shittery” at the back of the book.
  • Types of Trumpshit as graduated on the medical diagnostic Bristol Stool Scale.
  • Why many Americans think this guy’s shit doesn’t stink.
  • What you can do to help evacuate this shit from the American body.

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