Best Library Ever!!! Worst President Ever
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(PARODY) CALL TRUMP TO HEAR HIM “Madlib” (or “BADLIB”) – Share the link!
We got our “Trump” to record over 1,000 voice clips so you can “call” and “speak to ” our “President” it’s an interactive audio experience [not not a phone call]. Click to interview for a job, or one of the links below–
Click picture to hear Don insult Joe– Trump insults Joe Biden
Who do you want Don to insult now? You? Click the picture below.
Or someone else?? Convert the “biden” in this link to another target–>
http://www.calldonaldtrump.com/chap=spray&ml=5&tag=biden
Change to… nyt or wpost or obama, tucker, kirk, stormy, maddow, hannity, tapper, rocketman (for Kim) etc. or male names like matthew, mark, luke, john, steve, tom etc. Send me an email if you want one created.
Want to hear Trump quote from his “bible”, click the picture below– Trump babbles about the bible
Click the ad for Don’s preventative health tips during COVID 19–
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BEST LIBRARY EVER!!! WORST PRESIDENT EVER
Best Library Ever!!! Worst President Ever: The Top-Secret Plans for Donald J. Trump’s Presidential Library and Museum. Did you know that every U.S. president gets a presidential library after leaving office – and YOU pay for it? This book reveals leaked plans for the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library & Museum and tours this zany zone:
- Ivanka Avenue offers tremendous views of The Statue of Trumperty with Don’s “perfect” hand gesture replacing Lady Liberty’s flame.
- No books inside this library, but a continuous stream of Trump tweets showcasing his “best words.”
- Get Trump’s orange look- rent a sunbed or purchase his signature Orang-U-Tan cream. Best Tan Ever!!!
- Visit the Saturated Fat-Cats Cafe for charred steak, tubs of fried chicken, covfefe, and diet cola.
- The don’t miss Heroes and Villains exhibit sponsored by the Russian Federation.
“Horrible, dishonest and not goodly written!”
John Barron, Washington, D.C.
About the Author
Orwell is a businessman and writer living in Washington, D.C. who believes that Republicans and Democrats have much more in common than Big Media wants them to believe. He fervently hopes that once the Trumpster fire has been extinguished, America can heal again.
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Will pardon twice: one for bird with white feathers, one for man with red tie.
Donald!-go to the Supreme Court now! immediately!! We want to see the look on your orange face when they tell you to take a walk.
Dignity. Rewind and watch Al Gore concede. Ya think Trump has it in himself to do this? I think not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1w2oaaHRo_A&ab_channel=APArchive
3 Predictions:
1. Trump not at Biden inauguration; instead does spoiler speech for Magats (or round of golf.)
2. Trump doesn’t invite Biden to White House and won’t shake his hand.
3. Trump leaves DC early on Jan 18th.
Let’s see how this one goes. Listen to what Trump thinks–from Oct 22nd.