We got our “Trump” to record over 1,000 voice clips so you can “call” and “speak to ” our “President” it’s an interactive audio experience [not not a phone call]. Click one of the links– Don insults Joe– Trump insults Joe Biden Or Don insults YOU. Convert the biden in this link–> http://www.calldonaldtrump.com/chap=spray&ml=5&tag=biden to… nyt […]
Get a job! Call Donald Trump to interview (MADlibs.)
I’ve set up https://calldonaldtrump.com so you can call and interact with our crazy President for free. Give it a try. Talk to Don and answer his mad questions. You might get a job in his MADministration or he might hang up on you, or he might fire you.
Donald Chump always knows WHO to blame–and it is never himself.
It must be tiring being Donald Chump’s forefinger. You’re a stubby little guy, struggling to stay erect and straight and being blown around like a windsock. There’s plenty of places to point but really– really–WHO?–not you Don? What exactly is the point of whacking WHO right now other than yet another crass attempt at mass […]
COVID-20 Pandemic Will Reach Up To 41% of the U.S. Population, Predicted to Peak November 2nd, 2020
Dr. Faustus, Director of NIH announced today that a pandemic of lies and false statistics is now spreading exponentially across the United States. Throughout the Summer and heading into the Fall, it is predicted that the U.S. public will be overwhelmed by a flood of tweets, there will be shortage of verifiable facts, and a […]
Trump Announces Massive Expansion of “Bring Your Son-In-Law To Work” Program.
This week President Trump announced a massive expansion of the annual Bring Your Son-In-Law To-Work” Program. Jared Kushner will now annoy White House staff and the public every single day. “The great thing about Jared is that he really get’s it”, President Trump said, “he has massive understanding like I do and he sees things […]