This week President Trump announced a massive expansion of the annual Bring Your Son-In-Law To-Work” Program. Jared Kushner will now annoy White House staff and the public every single day. “The great thing about Jared is that he really get’s it”, President Trump said, “he has massive understanding like I do and he sees things totally my way. Some people call him stupid but I think he’s an incredible genius, like his father-in-law.”
Following a failed business career and bad blundering in the Middle East, Jared will be tasked with solving the COVID-19 pandemic and preparing for the role of scapegoat. Jared has been preparing by posting questions for doctors on Facebook and mimicking his father-in-law’s denial of reality. It remains to be seen whether he will work wearing the traditional Trumpian face paint of fluorescent or Florida orange (Pantone reference 021C) with white eye-holes.
NIH Director, Dr. Faustus said, “Jared is a doodling idiot. We’ll just ignore that boy.