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Trump Announces Massive Expansion of “Bring Your Son-In-Law To Work” Program.

April 2, 2020

This week President Trump announced a massive expansion of the annual Bring Your Son-In-Law To-Work” Program.   Jared Kushner will now annoy White House staff and the public every single day.  “The great thing about Jared is that he really get’s it”, President Trump said, “he has massive understanding like I do and he sees things totally my way.  Some people call him stupid but I think he’s an incredible genius, like his father-in-law.”


Following a failed business career and bad blundering in the Middle East, Jared will be tasked with solving the COVID-19 pandemic and preparing for the role of scapegoat.    Jared has been preparing by posting questions for doctors on Facebook and mimicking his father-in-law’s denial of reality.  It remains to be seen whether he will work wearing the traditional Trumpian face paint of fluorescent or Florida orange (Pantone reference 021C) with white eye-holes.


NIH Director, Dr. Faustus said, “Jared is a doodling idiot.  We’ll just ignore that boy.

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Paul Orwell is the pen name for a businessman who openly admits to benefiting from Republican tax cuts. He's also an immigrant, but the kind the current US President is just fine welcoming into the country.

Orwell has lived in London, New York, Moscow and Washington DC and yearns for an era where political conversation and bi-partisan compromise are possible.

He is eagerly looking forward to the Midterm elections and enjoys Tchaikovsky, the Kansas City Chiefs and California reds.

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