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COVID-20 Pandemic Will Reach Up To 41% of the U.S. Population, Predicted to Peak November 2nd, 2020

April 6, 2020

Dr. Faustus, Director of NIH announced today that a pandemic of lies and false statistics is now spreading exponentially across the United States.

Throughout the Summer and heading into the Fall, it is predicted that the U.S. public will be overwhelmed by a flood of tweets, there will be shortage of verifiable facts, and a nationwide lack of verification machines.  Journalists will be the hardest-hit group, gasping for truth.

“Every day Donald Trump bets that the repetition of his lies will make the maxim ‘the lies will become truth’ real. He therefore blends and repeats both old and new lies over and over again” said Paul Orwell, author of “Best Library Ever!!! Worst President Ever, paraphrasing George Orwell.”

The first Trump pandemic of lies swept across the U.S. in 2016.  46% of the population were affected, temporarily taking leave of their senses and electing Trump as President.

This year, Democratic activists may ask people who are affected by Trump’s lies to self-quarantine or practice “political distancing” for the 14 days from October 21st to November 4th. During that time, they should not leave their homes, talk to anyone, or actively participate or engage in the election. “It’s best for everyone”, added Dr. Faustus, who works at least six feet away from the President.

From mid-November 2020, Trump will need time and space to reflect on his electoral defeat, improve his golf game and start planning his Presidential Library at Mir-A-Lago, Florida.  “My museum will be bigly and the best ever,” POTUS said and added “also the most luxurious — you too can own an apartment there for just $10 million.”

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About the Author

Paul Orwell is the pen name for a businessman who openly admits to benefiting from Republican tax cuts. He's also an immigrant, but the kind the current US President is just fine welcoming into the country.

Orwell has lived in London, New York, Moscow and Washington DC and yearns for an era where political conversation and bi-partisan compromise are possible.

He is eagerly looking forward to the Midterm elections and enjoys Tchaikovsky, the Kansas City Chiefs and California reds.

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